I may not be the worst at Crossy Road, but I’m certainly not the best. My Current high score is 132 or something low like that, and I generally die a lot before getting close to it. I have twitchy fingers. Half the time I die I was over-anticipating a move or I didn’t mean to move at all. And then there’s general panic, which usually happens on the river when you’re about to hit the whitewater.
The best ones are getting slammed into the next county by a train though. Here’s my video of “do not do” moves. Yes, my gaming technique has become a warning to others.